i made my soup rawk by giving it flowers

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i couldn't sleep because i be hungry as a person who's only eaten a chip butty and some toast all day. so then like i made a cheapo kwik-save cuppa soup 'cause i couldn't be arsed to do proper (campbells rocking condensed) soup. then i realised, WE DON'T GOT NO BREAD!!1. not even cheap happy shopper crap.



now because the cuppa soup (or however it's spelt) is cheap, it was just salt yellow water. i then put some flour in and it rawkzors.





now when will you learn to stop reading these?